Happiest Couple Secret

       Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.

             Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well-known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been in London for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. 

          My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one..

           On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". 

               She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. 

             When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" ..

    She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!".

Husband: "That's it. We are happy ever after. " 

Think of it

             If Raja is not involved in this 2G scam means Why Karunanidhi is mum  for Raja arrest??

Enna Koduma Sir Idhu

              Think of it and use your vote. If they give money means OK get the money and vote as your wish. Don't vote for money.

Magical frog - Interesting

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

Frog: "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog.

Frog: "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

Woman: "That's okay.

First wish

Woman: I wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

Frog: "You do realize that this wish will also make Your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to. "

Woman: "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." 

So, she's the most  beautiful woman in the world!

Second wish

Woman: I wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

Frog: "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.

Woman: "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, she's the richest woman in the world!

Third wish

Woman: "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the story for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

If you are a woman and are still reading this;

it only goes to show that women never listen!